Gaaah
The most insignificant things have been irritating me lately.
Take for one, people with bodies extremely inproportionate to their heads just frustrate me.
Yeah, it isn't their fault they were born that way but DAMNEET!
Especially people with big heads and little skinny bodies.
The only time I think I'll ever laugh at (with?) them or smile at (with?) them is probably when they tip over.
I don't know many people with little heads and big bodies anyway, except... Teehee weather's hot today.
And walking with much short(er) people just irks me. Especially when it's a
bunch, I feel like the Big Friendly (maybe not so much) Giant.
But I still walk with them anyway, because I love my Pimei and TLoin too much to leave them.
I also dislike listening to my brother eat. I cannot stand the sound of chewing! And my brother just can't keep his stupid bleeding top-hole shut when he eats.
I cannot stand the colour baby blue too. It just looks cheap.
But most of all, most of all, I cannot stand bad grammar! And screwwwed up spellings of the simplest words! It's "weird" people, not "wierd". And there's a difference between "than" and "then", and "too" and "to".
Always remember to add your "s"es, I've had someone who told me "Thank (:" He couldn't walk for the next few days. Or more like, he could, but it was more of waddling.
I also, hurray one more, cannot stand people who tokS lyk dis. Lyk, wat da fuk lars! When you actually try to pronounce the words though, it's excruciatingly funny. The new trend seems to be to sound like Filipino maids.
I know. I'm irritating when I get technical too.
But I am a big fan of proper English. I must advocate it. Proper English is bloody sexy, okay.
Heck, I would even date Proper English but the last time I checked, it hasn't arrived in Singapore yet. Or at least, not amongst us teenagers, hence the population of
twits who speak like Marias.
Franz Ferdinand's album cover is funky.