"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse"
This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
I am such a saddo.
One last with 2G.
Random facts about classmates people actually, really don't care about.Kelly understands why bondage is thrilling.
Tiffany hates 'Do You Want To' and Ma-Mee.
Limei loves fat babies and Mr. Ken.
Charlene gets high smelling paint.
Eunice is self-delusional.
Ziying increases cup sizes by sleeping more than Snorlax.
Yixian gets aroused by the OHP.
Guorui is gayly mental and mentally gay.
Xuan Chen sees red, looks red,
is red.
Steffi loves all of the above, most of the time.