Oh this is hilarious bull. A certain Voronwe writes:
"I can't tell you how many hours I've spent working towards this conclusion, my friends. I have done countless experiments, checked and double-checked my data, and drawn many a poll to reach this conclusion:
Men are better.
Yes, that's right. In every way, shape or form, the male gender is superior to the female gender. Now, you may be thinking, "There's no way he can prove this." Well, by 'you' I mean a woman, and I highly doubt any male is going to disagree with me on this. Then again, I'm sure there are a couple out there that will argue against me for reasons too stupid to understand.
The Governator of California has a good nickname for those people: girlie men.
But I digress.
For my first piece of evidence, I'd like to point to all the spam e-mail that you get periodically. This is the stuff that’s usually titled "30 Ways to Make Your Woman Know You Care", or "50 Ways To Emasculate Yourself".
Also known as feminist bullshit.
How does this prove my point? It's simple, really. The female race, always trying to foolishly get the upper hand, has to, time and time again, try to flood the masses with their kind of bullshit propaganda. Not only does it bash us men in general, it shows that women are just wasting valuable e-mail space - the kind of space that could be used for something valuable, such as porn. It shows how petty the females are, and only proves that they are, in fact, inferior to the male gender.
Moving along, you may notice that males dominate the political world. Seeing how the political world runs everything nowadays, this is a clear sign that we are better. For example: has there ever been a female president?
Nope! Will there ever be? Probably not! Why?
Because we're better, that's why!
Now, you might be saying, "Voronwe, every year, more and more women consider running for president." I must admit, it is kind of cute that they think they can run, or even win, but the fact that they're only considering, not actually running, only strengthens my claim that women lack the metaphorical balls to challenge the men.
Just to get this out of the way, if any of you plan to use the "Women give birth to you" argument against my laser-targeted essay, let me say this – just because you can shoot a baby out of your womb doesn't make you any better than us. Hell, we fertilize those eggs. We have just as much, if not more so, work than you people do.
Well, that's about it. I could go into more reasons, such as the fact that men make more money, or have better jobs, or are in history more than women, but I don't want to feel like I’m being too harsh.
I don't want to make the women feel any more inferior."