as irritating as the friction in your jeans

2006-06-03T09:24:00.000-07:00

NO MORE :)

2006-05-16T07:41:00.000-07:00

6th May was bliss, thank you Dunman!

2006-05-07T06:01:00.000-07:00

Well, Eka, all I can say is what I drank that night was definitely not (just) watermelon juice.

Floor Shock says:
i can rhyme myme lyme
eka // job was at my house says:
WHOAMAGOD
eka // job was at my house says:
steffi rhymes
Floor Shock says:
sure it does
Floor Shock says:
i mean
Floor Shock says:
sure i do
Floor Shock says:
HA, HA!
eka // job was at my house says:
no shit!
eka // job was at my house says:
kickass
Floor Shock says:
why do you keep saying kickass
Floor Shock says:
i kickass
Floor Shock says:
that's my name in tzelin's phone
eka // job was at my house says:
do i keep saying kickass
Floor Shock says:
yes you do
eka // job was at my house says:
haha
Floor Shock says:
you've said it five times this conversation
Floor Shock says:
i can count (:
eka // job was at my house says:
well its one of eka's favourite words
eka // job was at my house says:
because he kicksass
eka // job was at my house says:
so,
eka // job was at my house says:
he likes using it
Floor Shock says:
oh no duh
eka // job was at my house says:
anyway
eka // job was at my house says:
i have a feeling steffi is more high than angsty
eka // job was at my house says:
or are you drunk
Watermelons are magical! says:
what drunk
Watermelons are magical! says:
funk
Watermelons are magical! says:
no not
Watermelons are magical! says:
am i
Watermelons are magical! says:
YOU LIE
Watermelons are magical! says:
YOU LIE YOU LIAR YOU LIE
eka // job was at my house says:
hahaha you rhymed twice!
eka // job was at my house says:
what does steffi find magical about watermelons
Watermelons are magical! says:
they're packed full of magical seeds
Watermelons are magical! says:
i know, because my mummy told me
eka // job was at my house says:
if you plant the magical seeds
Watermelons are magical! says:
she says if i eat the seeds i can grow watermelon trees
eka // job was at my house says:
do they grow into the sky
Watermelons are magical! says:
in my tummy wummy dummy
Watermelons are magical! says:
and that's like! awesome!
eka // job was at my house says:
must be
eka // job was at my house says:
oh you like 7
eka // job was at my house says:
for all mankind
Watermelons are magical! says:
who doesn't!
eka // job was at my house says:
alot of people dont know
eka // job was at my house says:
do you have?
Watermelons are magical! says:
yes mess best
Watermelons are magical! says:
last time when i was twelve
Watermelons are magical! says:
i am older now
Watermelons are magical! says:
(:
Watermelons are magical! says:
do you have?
eka // job was at my house says:
i wanted to get
eka // job was at my house says:
but i ended up with blue cult
Watermelons are magical! says:
why ohmyzod
Watermelons are magical! says:
you dumb
eka // job was at my house says:
huh?
Watermelons are magical! says:
but nothing beats paper denim except rock and republic
eka // job was at my house says:
yeah shit i want rock and republic
Watermelons are magical! says:
i'm not biggie on jeansies
Watermelons are magical! says:
i love sweatpants
eka // job was at my house says:
i almost bought this paint splatter paper denim
eka // job was at my house says:
=)
Watermelons are magical! says:
well the fact you said almost doesn't kind of nevermind
eka // job was at my house says:
what?
Watermelons are magical! says:
i don't know ALRIGHT STOP HURTING MY HEAD

2006-05-04T07:21:00.000-07:00

I'm sure.

Alot like love.

Poor turder.

Ooh Packabe! Packabe! I packabe you you packabe me! Teehee! Teekabe! Teekahee! Packateekabehee! Okay sorry.

So remember kids, ~~watermelons are magical~~ teen drinking is very bad! Alright gootenight, turds.

2006-04-30T00:10:00.000-07:00

Could feed approximately 110 Afghan families; I ought to be shot.

2006-04-27T04:19:00.000-07:00

Euugh please please please Neiman Marcus, RESTOCK!

2006-04-19T07:29:00.000-07:00

I just realized how stupid my entries sound when read out loud. Well thank you Tzelin, thank you so very much.

Oh, do I love the sound of my name. Little spasms are set loose to ride down my body at the very mention. Gosh I just have to wriggle my toes! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Okay Jason says I'm sick.

It's just, I'm on Anarex right now, and it produces most disturbing effects. It turns me all weak and funny. OH alright, excuses, excuses!

So say my name damnit JUSTSAYMYNAME

2006-04-15T03:09:00.000-07:00

Aw-mah-gaw, you should watch you when you sleep. And wellwhatdoyouknow, my brain is a damned block of iron. As time goes by it corrodes.

Jason wants to guest blog:

Righteous.

Link was never really my thing was it? No, no, never.

Right, everyone's talking just a tad too loud now.

Signed,
Sweet Thang

2006-04-05T07:30:00.000-07:00

Okay, we were at the alldressedup... thing, the other day and Lala started talking to herself so,

"I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself."
"Errrrrrrrr."
"You nigga."
"Huh?"
"Yeah ya so nigga ya leave me for a white grrrrrlll!"
"Er, Lala...."
"Neh neh neh."
"My God, Lala you're going nucking futs."
"Oh yeah? Then you're shiny!"
"Whaaaaat?"
"You think you're glamorous? Well I bet I'm more glamorous. Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah I'm so glamorous I PISS GLITTER!"

Limei: "Let's talk about -"
"Sex."
"You can go monologue!"

Oh gosh don't you hate it when people say you used to be so cute and small. It's like, okay, so I grew.

Hahaha anyway, anyway heyyyyy Stefano! What's Spain like this time of the year? Come back, you're too sexy for boarding school! Even though you used to buy me pasta as souveniors! From London!

"I'm kind of psychic, I have a fifth sense."
"What do you mean?"
"It's like, I have ESPN or something."

Hahahahaha see you soon you dippyshit!

2006-04-02T07:20:00.001-07:00

Oh this is hilarious bull. A certain Voronwe writes:

"I can't tell you how many hours I've spent working towards this conclusion, my friends. I have done countless experiments, checked and double-checked my data, and drawn many a poll to reach this conclusion:

Men are better.

Yes, that's right. In every way, shape or form, the male gender is superior to the female gender. Now, you may be thinking, "There's no way he can prove this." Well, by 'you' I mean a woman, and I highly doubt any male is going to disagree with me on this. Then again, I'm sure there are a couple out there that will argue against me for reasons too stupid to understand.

The Governator of California has a good nickname for those people: girlie men.

But I digress.

For my first piece of evidence, I'd like to point to all the spam e-mail that you get periodically. This is the stuff that’s usually titled "30 Ways to Make Your Woman Know You Care", or "50 Ways To Emasculate Yourself".

Also known as feminist bullshit.

How does this prove my point? It's simple, really. The female race, always trying to foolishly get the upper hand, has to, time and time again, try to flood the masses with their kind of bullshit propaganda. Not only does it bash us men in general, it shows that women are just wasting valuable e-mail space - the kind of space that could be used for something valuable, such as porn. It shows how petty the females are, and only proves that they are, in fact, inferior to the male gender.

Moving along, you may notice that males dominate the political world. Seeing how the political world runs everything nowadays, this is a clear sign that we are better. For example: has there ever been a female president?

Nope! Will there ever be? Probably not! Why?

Because we're better, that's why!

Now, you might be saying, "Voronwe, every year, more and more women consider running for president." I must admit, it is kind of cute that they think they can run, or even win, but the fact that they're only considering, not actually running, only strengthens my claim that women lack the metaphorical balls to challenge the men.

Just to get this out of the way, if any of you plan to use the "Women give birth to you" argument against my laser-targeted essay, let me say this – just because you can shoot a baby out of your womb doesn't make you any better than us. Hell, we fertilize those eggs. We have just as much, if not more so, work than you people do.

Well, that's about it. I could go into more reasons, such as the fact that men make more money, or have better jobs, or are in history more than women, but I don't want to feel like I’m being too harsh.

I don't want to make the women feel any more inferior."

2006-03-24T08:21:00.000-08:00

As promised, Joseph's diary entry:

"It's early morning, and I'm on the plane. Somehow I'd lived the last two weeks having thoughts about the trip being cancelled (for me at least), because it seems everytime you have high expectations for something, it gets cancelled, crashes or dies. Not that these three things couldn't happen simultaneously right now. To me. Let it be known that this rambling entry was written on the actual day that... things happened? I don't know. So unlike most other entries which will likely be written after the trip, this one records most accurately my thoughts. Anyway, since the art hasn't started and breakfast isn't here, I shall describe the plane ride. Due to me being passive and waiting for people to tell me where I should move, I am now sitting next to Steffi (sp?). I don't dare to ask, I have probably bored her half to death, my only words to her being thanks (x8) and huh? (x8) Yes. Watching a turtle run a marathon is more interesting then sitting beside me."

2006-03-24T07:46:00.000-08:00

These are the original lyrics for the song used in the video in the post before. My gosh how they changed them hahahahaha

We saw the western coast
I saw the hospital
Nursed the shoreline like a wound
Reports of lover's tryst
Were neither clear nor descript
We kept it safe and slow
The quiet things that no one ever knows
So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
Today's the day it gets tired
Today's the day we drop down
Gave up my body and bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lower cases and capitals
I contemplate the day we wed
Your friends are boring me to death
Your veil is ruined in the rain
By then you I can do without
There's nothing new to talk about
And though our kids are blessed
Their parents let them shoulder all the blame
So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
Today's the day it gets tired
Today's the day we drop down
Gave up my body and bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lower cases and capitals
I lie for only you
And I lie well...(2x's)
Hallelu...
So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
Today's the day it gets tired
Today's the day we drop down
Gave up my body and bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lower cases and capitals

2006-03-23T06:48:00.000-08:00

Hahahahaha stupid videos are my thing, turn on your speakers, the last part is the best

2006-03-22T06:52:00.000-08:00

Anddddd the rest of the photos are at http://community.webshots.com/album/548812531ETWcnJ
May take quite a while to load since there are nine pages and about 130 photos, but they are worth the wait trust me! :D Please?

2006-03-22T04:29:00.000-08:00

Alright, am back alive. Same old gig - loads of fat birds. Florence was good, Venice even better. The only thing I remember about Rome? Lack of Chanel. Company was almost perfect. As for the food, utter shite. I guess I'll always be a cheese-prata-and-milo-dinosaur kind of girl.

I really am the embodiment of that saying, "You don't miss your water till the well runs dry." Is it right to say that? Embodiment? It doesn't sound right to say that. Should it be, "I personify the saying"? "I am the sterling example of"? Sounds odd doesn't it? Sounds a tad odd. To me. Oh God. I hate the way I'm left hanging. Must get "moving on" on my list of things to do, and make it top priority.

Being back home just feels like fifteen, fifty, five damn hundred bricks smacking you in the head. Italy went by like a big, delicious dream.

More pictures and hopefully, Joseph's entry, later on.

2006-03-09T05:11:00.000-08:00

Cheer up babes, all 2005 was was too damn good and we're just not used to the sudden dip in good days. It really isn't all that bad!

Especially you, my Towner girl, I know you know you're more sensible than that. Thank God you've stopped.

We're too hot to be emo :D!

2006-03-09T04:24:00.000-08:00

2006-03-04T06:52:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday you little shit :D

2006-02-24T03:52:00.000-08:00

It's just Steffi, you buttwipe. Stephanie me one more damn time and my foot is going to gatecrash that party happening up in your ass.

2006-02-23T05:57:00.000-08:00

Well our big days apart didn't matter; it was the small ones that made me fall in love with you.

2006-02-21T06:57:00.000-08:00

One more drink and I'll be home; if home is where you'd stay.

2006-02-19T02:51:00.000-08:00

!Smash'd was actually good. The atmosphere was pretty damn crazy. But uh, Ronin is.. overrated, for want of a better word. Photos!

It's nothing else but whipped cream, damn it, whipped cream !

And there you go.

2006-02-09T04:36:00.000-08:00

How we mess:

2006-02-07T05:38:00.000-08:00

Haha, haha, oh shit.

2006-02-07T03:59:00.000-08:00

Oh hahaha gosh weren't we the cutest, I don't even remember the phase when my brother was an elfen Shaolin monk.

Guess we don't take group photos anymore.

2006-02-04T06:47:00.000-08:00

Well I was reading the papers today and there was this remark made by a patient with a certain brittle-bone condition, it went something along the lines of, "I realize that it's okay to fall into the water, it's staying in it that causes you to drown."

And I thought wow, so Dear ________, you're beautiful and you had better know it. I love how strong you are, and never lose that faith because hope is everything when it comes to staying alive. I know how it gets sometimes when everyone else is concentrating on (almost) forcing you into cheering up, but all you ever really want is a shoulder to cry on. Everyone goes I'll always be there to listen but I sincerely want to know what's happening with you, alright? Well, life is always about battling something, and just be glad it's not worse. Gosh haha there I go again with the whole every cloud has a silver lining gig, but it really does matter that you take that to heart in times like these.
And I hope, above all, that no one will ever be able to take the fight from you.

God bless.

2006-02-02T06:44:00.000-08:00

Well I'll sum up what's been happening lately in a word: bizarre. What with psychotic meatballs and backward bowling; will find a way to put some of Tzelin's videos up.

It's a massacre of braincells trying to express myself. My English has gone all awry as of late, must start reading obsessively to brush up. Damn am I neurotic.

You know, squat toilets upset me. They must be the most unglamourous invention on the face of this earth.

2006-01-25T06:12:00.000-08:00

Why don't we have kickass pinafores?

2006-01-24T06:16:00.000-08:00

Did some in-depth personality quiz today and apparently, me got issues, man.

Note to self (that everyone actually has access to):
Gee, good job, you psychotic bitch. You went and made the midgets mad.

2006-01-16T01:24:00.000-08:00

Hahahaha check out http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/ask_aunt_fugly/index.html!

2006-01-15T06:42:00.000-08:00

Sure we were cute, then where did we go?

2006-01-13T08:06:00.000-08:00

Had to change the template sometime.

Will try to find a better one, but as of yet there are no templates I like much present on Blogskins.

Pastel colours make me sick.

There was a beautiful Kate Moss one but it had a baby blue theme to it. And another had a D&G model in fishnet stockings but the words were lame like, "I'm beautiful."

I snort.

Could I commission someone to create a (gorgeous) template featuring shots from Vogue and Goldfrapp lyrics?

2006-01-09T22:47:00.000-08:00

You scored as Journalism. You are an aspiring journalist, and you should major in journalism! Like me, you are passionate about writing and expressing yourself, and you want the world to understand your beliefs through writing.

English

92%

Journalism

92%

Linguistics

83%

Psychology

75%

Sociology

75%

Theater

75%

Anthropology

67%

Mathematics

58%

Philosophy

58%

Dance

58%

Art

58%

Biology

50%

Engineering

42%

Chemistry

33%

What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
created with QuizFarm.com

2006-01-09T00:54:00.000-08:00

Shucks, I have a little crush on gauchos right now. Could anyone pleasepleasepleaseplease tell me where to get them?

They don't seem very popular here in Singapore, I've only seen ones in BCBG.

Anddddddddddddddddd okay, so gauchos these are not but I am smitten all the same:

2006-01-08T01:52:00.000-08:00

After what the bunch of us indulged in sometime last week Jason's nickname read "Hangover: The Wrath Of Grapes" and it sparked off a discussion amongst the very bored because technically the statement would be inaccurate since only wines consist of grapes whilst vodka is actually fermented grain and liquor well who knows what and wine doesn't get you drunk yes?

Yeowch I'm never ever ever touching that stuff again.

2006-01-06T22:37:00.000-08:00

Honestly,
What scene?

Teens smudged with kohl define cool as depressed and feed on lines like "The truth is that if you slit my throat I would with my last breath apologize for staining your shirt," then proceed to carve into their arms with razors.

Cheer up emo kids. There's just too much that's overrated.

2006-01-04T22:54:00.000-08:00

Another word for desperation; repetition.

I seem to have accumulated numerous records of "chats" with people I really can't stand as of late, and I've decided to present one that almost gave me a stroke.

This is a conversation I and an boy from Broadrick Sec had.
A: hihi
B: who are you?
A: hahax i noe u but u dunno me

Damnit I always want to barf when someone says that. I decided to ignore him after that statement, thinking he would take a hint and piss off, but...

A: hihi
A: hihi u dere?
A: hihi
B: WHAT?
A: lols nothing jux wna say hi
B: okay okay HI.
A: happy new yr
B: same to you
A: lols
A: =)
A: u noe my clsmate saes u veh pretty
B: oh, really.
A: yup
A: dun u wan noe who my clsmate is?
B: uhhh, let me see, how about no?
A: lols

There was silence for a while, and I was getting ready to perform a happy dance when...

A: hihi
B: whaaaaaaaaat, again?
A: yup lols
A: i think ure lonely =)
B: and where the hell did you infer that from?
A: lols i dno jux feel ure lonely
A: =)
B: then what, you want to be my stead is it?
A: hee okies
B: .............FUCK OFF LAH
A: diaoz.
A: u make me beri angry

And he sure wasn't joking about the angry part. He went offline for an awesome ten minutes, probably in an attempt to make me remorseful, and then...

A: hihi

2006-01-03T06:22:00.000-08:00

Pah that was some high last night. Honestly, who makes an effort to blog when they're konking out?

Me and my insanity (Karen), that's who.

I will never touch that stuff ever again. This time I promise.

2006-01-02T06:09:00.000-08:00

I have a thing for biting people.

I will be super hot, one day.

One day!

Nyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyeh

Oh damn you baby, I want just a little bit

(I HAVE HIPS, HAVE YOU ASS?)

2006-01-01T23:16:00.000-08:00

"And you think I'm an asshole now, well you're probably right. But at least I'm not blind to the fact I've been wishing for lies."

2005-12-30T07:33:00.000-08:00

Pahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy smokes they can't do this!!!!!!!! It's criminal! It's fucking criminal! Someone please tell me it's against the law to cause someone to break her new year resolutions!

2005-12-26T09:43:00.000-08:00

I've had this conversation with Damon one too many times.

All religions preach good values, it's just the self-proclaimed believers that cripple them.

So people really should scrape the crusty bits from their eyes and actually try to understand

It's not the religion you want to hate. Not that you should hate the people either, but judging a religion by it's followers is just screwed.

After all everyone already claims to know that people aren't who they say they are almost all the damned time.

But who am I to tell you what to hate anyway? Forgive me, I'm alone in the dark at two in the morning and I wish you could hear my laugh.

Digressing from the topic (with no intention to go back), twits are really quite... admirable actually. They firmly persist in typing the way you know they do even though they're criticised.

And in this case those extra vowels in their speeches don't actually bring harm to anyone so you can't really call it being obstinate.

I hereby retract my comment about wanting to be a twit-assasin in the future.

2005-12-19T03:21:00.000-08:00

Here I present to you a local sight and all else seen in Italy!

Local Sight:

Trishaw Rider Without A Trishaw

All Else:

My dad said this is evidence of homosexuality hahaha.

2005-12-19T02:45:00.000-08:00

I think I'm drunk enough to drive you home now.

Well I'm back, with less than a resounding bang.

Truckloads of miles took me to Italy yet only a sack brought me home.

So looky what yours truly got ahold of in Florence/Rome (rhyming unintentional):

Not so much.

On hindsight U.S. would have been a better bet. What with 7 for all mankind, Juicy Couture, Donna Karan and American Eagles.

Shopping in Rome is as bland as I am intelligent/ sexy/ hot/ loveable/ charismatic/ sensible/ all of the above.

The only item i got there was the D&G tanktop.

Anyhow it was an experience. Good to know that they have loads of fat birds that don't seem to shit. Maybe they're potty-trained.

Damn, I really need another world to indulge in.

Now I'll go drown myself in Kleenex and listen to depressing songs to mourn the lack of buyables and the existence of bad decisions, dry skin and Tong Hua.

2005-12-06T06:20:00.000-08:00

2005-12-06T05:39:00.000-08:00

SLAP ME! (Not really)

BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CARRRRRR

2005-12-02T08:25:00.000-08:00

OH, NO MYUK EITHER, OKAY?????

The over-demanding don't end their sentences with question marks by the way. :)

Seventies coke-pumped pseudo chic
Looking rich, talking cheap

2005-11-22T08:12:00.000-08:00

Uhm, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. The third instalment, that was pretty dull. But, oh the forth.
Here's my opinion in fragments. They might seem to veer towards distaste but I actually adored the movie on a whole.

I don't like the new Albus Dumbledore.
My interpretation of the man in the book was soft-spoken and calm, not bursting at the seams with "energy".

Even when the on-screen Dumbledore silenced the hall of students he had to do it by shouting. Like, I thought the well-respected headmaster could just look at them and the load would shut up.

And I didn't like how he got his panties in a bunch when he found out Harry's name was in the goblet as well.

Ah. The higher your expectations the harder you fall.

I miss the old Dumbledore already. And he didn't even know me.

Moody's eye looked too much like a store-bought Halloween decoration.

Harry reminds me of a second-generation Elijah. Must be the dark hair and those eyes. The height too.

I think I've fallen in love with Fred and George.

I think a prettier Cho could have been casted, one without a broader physique than Harry's.

I have a major question on my mind now, how do you think Hagrid's dad and mum had... intercourse?

The part where Harry's wand and Voldermort's connected looked Star Wars. Ish.

They should have made the movie four hours. I wanted to see Veelas.

Wasn't Ginny suppose to be all grown-up and pretty?

Since when was Hermione one to sit on the steps and burst into tears for all to see?

Viktor Krum looks like Genghis Khan's offspring.

The acting skills of the threesome have really developed since the Sorcerer's Stone donchuthink?

I've long forgotten the name of Voldermort's snake. Nini? Nana? Narnina? Narnini? Ninarni? Nanarni? I don't even know why I'm stuck on Ni and Na(r).

It was way too sad when Cedric died :(

Phroarrrr what Horntail's breath must smell like! Poor Potty.

How come the mer-people weren't mystical and beautiful?

I was expecting Fleur to put up a good fight after I heard Moody say she was as much a fairy princess as he was. But she failed at two tasks.

I don't know how to conclude the post. The End?

2005-11-20T07:58:00.002-08:00

(I)
The seniors dislike the juniors just because they are juniors.
The juniors dislike the seniors because they are seniors who hate juniors just because they are juniors.

(II)
The seniors dislike the juniors because they think they deserve the respect that the juniors aren't giving.
The juniors aren't giving the respect because the seniors haven't done anything to deserve the respect.

Harrrrrrrrrrrr.

2005-11-14T08:18:00.000-08:00

My new braces are being a bitch.

Even though the brackets may be less obvious the wires are as prominent as ever.

An extra 2K for no better functionality and not much invisibility.

Like braces like owner.

Gahhhh I totally miss the Germany-Austria experience now (minus a certain History teacher I would really love to sock). The chinese homework we have to do is nuckingfuts!

2005-11-13T08:10:00.000-08:00

Before all else, SOD WEBSHOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay done. All else being:

Boredom that spilled from a favourite pen i borrowed-from-Guorui-and-intended-to-return-but-forgot-in-the-end-anyway.

2005-11-11T02:42:00.000-08:00

LEE HONG SHENG,2A
NG JUN KIAN EUGENE,2A
CHAN HONG YI DEREK,2E
LEE CHEE GUAN,2E
ZHAI RUI,2F
CHUA MELINA,2F
GOH HONG WEN,2F
ONG GUO XIANG,2F
STEFFI LEE XUE LING,2G
TEO LI MEI,2G
ALICIA WOON XUE,2I
EVANGELYN STEPHEN,2I
LEE YU LING ESTHER,2I
NG IRENE,2I
ONG CI HUI AGNES,2I
HONG SHAO YU,2J
WONG YONG LIN,2K
XU ZIJIA,Other school

And then it was down to 18.

18.
18.
18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-11-10T09:17:00.000-08:00

And a lack of reminding flings us two weeks into the holidays.

Sleeping at three, waking at one.
Everyday is a clockwork affair, only getting up when my hair starts to sizzle in the afternoon sun, venturing into the shower and tripping over my own toes in the process.

A careless finger-pull through a dripping fringe. A silly grin thrown at the unsuspecting mirror out of habit.
I proceed to crawl my way into and through the evening drowning my Sims (Version 2.0) in swimming pools by removing the ladders.

Occasionally I would find myself in Ngee Ann City, staring blankly at a Hello Kitty stuffed toy waiting for it to, oh I don't know, strike up a bloody conversation.

Caralyn and Jase must find it very amusing.
They have galleries of photos of yours truly and said dipshit of a toy, and they have taken to name the galleries "B.U.T&thBeast".

At first I pretended to know what the title was and even laughed at it, then I realised it said, "Beauty And The Beast".

Surely Hello-sodding-Kitty is the beast in mentioned phrase?

You know, sometimes I suddenly decide to look at Rion, and I find myself screaming in horror.
Then I find out he is actually not having a stroke, but attempting to smile sexily.

It is especially frightening when we are at a dreadful pool party and there are acres of sunshine highlighting his ~~grimace~~ smile.

Grrrrr have to wake up at ten tomorrow for ice skating.
It will not be pretty, I expect myself to be rearless from all that falling on the ice. Hypothermia! Go figure.

Speaking of all unpretty things, I will have braces by the end of the holiday.

At least, I think I will.

I go to a dental clinic on the twenty sixth floor of Ngee Ann City where there are fishes in an aquarium and a whole truckload of Japanese kids.

Appointments have a tendency of disappearing and showing up on a later date in the schedule book.

I have no idea why I decided you should know that, but I never know what I'm saying half the time anyway.

I will be getting ceramic braces, that are supposed (note) to be invisible from afar.

Metal braces make some look cute but put me in a bunny suit and I'll still remain as cute as a telephone.

Oh well. Back to Sims 2 and deaths that aren't my own then.

2005-11-08T08:45:00.000-08:00

[steve42] do you speak english?
[*******] no, do you?

HAHAHA go check http://yourguysxxxposed.blogspot.com/ out!
We need more of these.

2005-11-07T06:55:00.000-08:00

Would you like to (be inspired to) make poverty history?

It came in an e-mail with the following message attached:

"Dear God,
I promise I will never waste my food no matter how bad it may taste and how full I may be. I pray that He will protect this little boy, guide and deliver him from his misery. I pray that we will be more sensitive to the world around us and not be blinded by our own selfish nature and interests.
I hope this picture would serve as a reminder, about how fortunate we are and that we must never take things for granted."

Even if you're an atheist, please open your heart.
And if you're left unmoved by the picture/message, I hope your nose grows ginormously long so you can go screw yourself. And I hope even the seat of your toilet bowl tries to bite you, you asswipe.

So everytime you want to waste food, unless it's really really really really yucky or you're really really really really going to burst at the seams, think about our little friend here who has to eat off the floor.

Every act, however small, goes to making poverty history.

2005-11-04T01:49:00.000-08:00

For Jase:

All the songs I recommend in a list, now you owe me one.
(Left-Artist ; Right-Song Title)

1. Corrosion of Conformity - Clean My Wounds
2. Muse - Time Is Running Out (!!!!!!)
3. Interpol - Specialist
4. The Dandy Warhols - Sleep
5. Franz Ferdinand - What You Meant
6. The Strokes - Automatic Stop
7. Placebo - Every You Every Me
8. Silverchair - Across The Night
9. Dashboard Confessional - Age Six Racer
10. Oasis - The Importance Of Being Idle

LOVE ME IN THE FORM OF MONEY!

2005-11-04T00:22:00.000-08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 3F
I have the sudden urge to pierce my eyebrow, watch Homer Simpson strangle Kenny from Southpark, and then jump off a cliff.

Is that a bad thing?

2A WANG SHUBO
2A YUAN WANYE
2A LEE HONG SHENG
2A NG JUN KIAN EUGENE
2D LEW YUN TONG
2D YANG DONG HANG
2E MAK JUN WEN
2E YEO KAI TING JUNE
2E CHAN HONG YI DEREK
2E LEE CHEE GUAN
2E ZHAI RUI
2F CHUA MELINA
2F GOH HONG WEN
2F ONG GUO XIANG
2G STEFFI LEE XUE LING
2G TEO LI MEI
2G NG CHING SIANG
2I ALICIA WOON XUE
2I EVANGELYN STEPHEN
2I LEE YU LING ESTHER
2I ONG CI HUI AGNES
2J MICHELLE SEETOH SHANGYIN
2J HONG SHAO YU
2K WONG YONG LIN

PRCS/From outside schools
ZHU MENGYING

MA BIAO
HUANG YIHUI
XU ZIJIA

I don't know if I've left anyone out. Buy me chicken wings.

2005-11-01T07:59:00.000-08:00

Breed Hate With:

Pride
Jealousy
Sloth
Regret
Cautiousness
Carelessness
Insecurity

Moderation is a saint. Everything in excess is galling.
Including compassion, money, time, devotion, freedom, beauty, hope and love.

And chocolate.
I will not stuff myself silly. I will not stuff myself silly. I will not silly myself stuff.

2005-10-30T05:39:00.000-08:00

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

2005-10-28T07:23:00.000-07:00

ROAR
Boredom is poke-poke-poking its way up my ass.

No good movies.
Those that are, are not meant for kiddiewinks like me.

:(

I need to go into rehab.
Materialism is a mask that hides insecurities.
Shopaholics are eggplants.

I am an insecure eggplant that needs to go into rehab.

Take your pick, surprise personified or stuntmen from asylums!

You Could Have It So Much Better

No link! No link!

2005-10-27T07:17:00.000-07:00

"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse"

This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
I am such a saddo.

One last with 2G.

Random facts about classmates people actually, really don't care about.
Kelly understands why bondage is thrilling.
Tiffany hates 'Do You Want To' and Ma-Mee.
Limei loves fat babies and Mr. Ken.
Charlene gets high smelling paint.
Eunice is self-delusional.
Ziying increases cup sizes by sleeping more than Snorlax.
Yixian gets aroused by the OHP.
Guorui is gayly mental and mentally gay.
Xuan Chen sees red, looks red, is red.

Steffi loves all of the above, most of the time.

2005-10-25T07:44:00.000-07:00

All of three days left.
Take pictures, play games, do last-minute bonding!
Then it's time to move out of our comfort zones.
No more Yi Xian and Eunice.

On (the/an)other hand, there's something of a month left.
And it's time to fling out what could have been.
Lack of trust, sensitivity in excess.

Maybe earlier.

2005-10-20T08:17:00.000-07:00

I wish I could chill but it seems like the whole world's out to get me convulsing.

Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts.

All the papers have been returned. Far out!

Can someone please tell me the difference between Giorgio and Emporio Armani?

2005-10-17T05:36:00.000-07:00

This would be a vague entry.

Life is truly, truly unpredictable. A morning seemingly filled with predictability suddenly decides to fling you into a whirlwind of bewilderment and distress.

I'm encased in my protected shell of a world. One brief insight into another renders me almost helpless.

Could I call myself blessed? Or would I be considered spoilt? Or just spoiled by my blessings?

I can barely comprehend the prospect of losing someone you love so much.

In a matter of a few agonizing hours could I have matured a little more? Did I fully learn the importance of appreciating your "water before the well runs dry"? Was it really a silver lining in a cloud?

Gosh. That was one hell of a cloud then.

What if the node in the pancreas was really not benign?

What if circumstances were different?

I couldn't begin to question myself. Adding a few more years to your age, learning a little bit more than you should, making realizations you really hope are false.

Sometimes ignorance truly is bliss.

There are loads of kids having to bear more than I have to. A parent already lost, a family incomplete, or one with financial issues I might not be able to understand.

For once I am drained of anger. It's almost funny, but the issues with stupid people have suddenly faded into oblivion.
No, it wouldn't matter if they carried on with what they did, that is, being stupid and existing.

A teensy bit of attempted humor in a situation fully lacking. So sue me.

Well, it would be selfish to call myself weary, tired might be a tad more appropriate.

Thank the Lord.
I'm still blessed.

And to the only one who was really there for me to confide in and to talk to, thanks baby. We sure have had our share of shit, huh.

Disregard the grammar mistakes if there were any, I just hope you caught the gist of the entry.

For those who don't understand what's going on though, it's what this blog's all about.
Publicly esoteric.

2005-10-16T09:00:00.000-07:00

For Rion's viewing pleasure:
I need to buy
1. Winter Coat for Florence (DKNY/Roxy/Ripcurl/Whatever)
2. Hugo Boss, Dark Blue/ Calvin Klein, be
3. Emporio Armani CITY GLAM
4. Paul Frank shorts
5. "desert children" by Waris Dirie

Hey butthead you happy? You just defined "sabotage" in a whole new way THAT TRADE OFF BETTER BE GOOD OR I'LL EAT YOU

Oh, by the way, shit you :)

2005-10-14T06:12:00.000-07:00

LIBERATION!

2005-10-13T09:05:00.000-07:00

The banner is a splash of colour, all the better, it attracted your attention didn't it?
Check out the website, and you'll see.

We're blessed.

2005-10-12T21:04:00.000-07:00

I shall not comment on the papers. The results always have a way of turning their tables on you when your ass least expects it.

Offensive contents coming up, you've been warned. Also, a handful of unrefined English in all its fresh, spanking glory.

People who cannot hint subtlely to project themselves the way they want people to view them just piss the fuck out of me.

If you don't have the skills to project yourself, then please don't try to put up a front at all. People read you like a bloody book, you predictable shit.

We honestly don't care if you ruin your rep, but people would sooner or later go into convulsions from all that gagging.

Below is just a small extract from a conversation between two acquaintances of mine that almost caused me to foam at the mouth. "A" would be Kelly.

A:"Hey B, you got a new phone ah? What is it?"

B:"Z520i."

A:"Hmm that phone ah, cheap leh... Also, you know very hard to use it to sms under the table loh."

B: (rolls eyes) "Uh, yeah."

A: "Oh is that a new piercing? So you got how many now? Four? Ehh so cool lah so many piercings."

B: "How many do you have?"

A: (giggles) "Seven loh, haha not many lah. I love my seven piercings alot! Mwah!"

BAHHHHHH. What the fuck are you trying to prove? You sms under the table, you have seven piercings, is that very cool? You bloody chao lian kea. Maybe even a lian-wannabe, the horror! Pian siao, issit?

"So cheap?" Kelly, you live in a three room flat and ask Mummy for money all the time. Everybody knows what kind of background you derive from so please stop acting like you thrive on shopping sprees.

It's the 21st century, nobody really cares if you're not well-off. They even like you better when you show you're not ashamed about it. But everybody cares if you have no fucking EQ.

If you didn't earn your money, Kelly, don't brag about wasting it. It just shows how immature you are about controlling your spending. And how desperate you are about putting across a facade.

Yeah, I'll say your name, I obviously don't care if I'm disgracing you because about the whole world (figurative speech, don't flatter yourself, you're not that well-known) knows you've disgraced yourself already anyway.

Huh, did you say something, Kelly? I'm not nice? Oh girl, you call me bitch like it's a bad thing!

The whole bunch of us are pissed at you, Kelly, and several of us would prefer to express our discontent in ways less mild than in a blog entry.

Let this be a warning.

If you (besides Kelly) bothered to read on, I would be pleased if you noted that I'm also addressing about everyone else who is guilty of the above.

Because i sure know of loads of people who are fuckass lousy at subtle hinting and projecting suitable images.

2005-10-11T21:45:00.000-07:00

Gaaah
The most insignificant things have been irritating me lately.

Take for one, people with bodies extremely inproportionate to their heads just frustrate me.
Yeah, it isn't their fault they were born that way but DAMNEET!

Especially people with big heads and little skinny bodies.
The only time I think I'll ever laugh at (with?) them or smile at (with?) them is probably when they tip over.

I don't know many people with little heads and big bodies anyway, except... Teehee weather's hot today.

And walking with much short(er) people just irks me. Especially when it's a bunch, I feel like the Big Friendly (maybe not so much) Giant.
But I still walk with them anyway, because I love my Pimei and TLoin too much to leave them.

I also dislike listening to my brother eat. I cannot stand the sound of chewing! And my brother just can't keep his stupid bleeding top-hole shut when he eats.

I cannot stand the colour baby blue too. It just looks cheap.

But most of all, most of all, I cannot stand bad grammar! And screwwwed up spellings of the simplest words! It's "weird" people, not "wierd". And there's a difference between "than" and "then", and "too" and "to".

Always remember to add your "s"es, I've had someone who told me "Thank (:" He couldn't walk for the next few days. Or more like, he could, but it was more of waddling.

I also, hurray one more, cannot stand people who tokS lyk dis. Lyk, wat da fuk lars! When you actually try to pronounce the words though, it's excruciatingly funny. The new trend seems to be to sound like Filipino maids.

I know. I'm irritating when I get technical too.

But I am a big fan of proper English. I must advocate it. Proper English is bloody sexy, okay.

Heck, I would even date Proper English but the last time I checked, it hasn't arrived in Singapore yet. Or at least, not amongst us teenagers, hence the population of twits who speak like Marias.

Franz Ferdinand's album cover is funky.

2005-10-05T23:14:00.000-07:00

Has anyone realised how much the standard of mainstream music has deteriorated?
What, with songs like lao shu ai da mi and that bullcrap?

No wonder we don't produce legends anymore.
You dipshits actually support these sub-standard productions!

Now, if you were nine and groove coverage gets you on a high, whatever.
But if you're nineteen and a techno remake of a corny chinese "hit" turns you on, you must have been dropped as a baby.

What exactly happened to Queen, the black Michael Jackson, Nirvana?
With songs like Another One Bites The Dust, how did Crazy Frog come into existence?

Note, I'm only condemning certain tracks that shouldn't have came within 50 feet of the charts in the first place.
Qualities of certain songs now are just so... Blah.

Oh yes and I just want to choke Hilary Duff. She has the stupidest lyrics ever EVER. How the hell did she manage to beat Coldplay and Franz Ferdinand into the charts?
Wake Up must be one of the dumbest songs in history.

And neither am I in the Lindsay Lohan camp, thanksverymuch. I liked her better when I couldn't see her bones.

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Mannnnn the examinations have gotten me all high-strung.

I seriously need a chill pill or two. And some damned good earplugs.

2005-10-01T05:20:00.000-07:00

Desperation's kicking in.
I'll let you have my cookies if you simplify my genetic engineering notes for me.
And uh, my Godiva chocolates if you sit for the Chinese composition paper in my place.

Please?

2005-09-29T00:44:00.000-07:00

Oh and the epitome of intelligence in your context is splurging Daddy's money, and not being able to distinguish reality from illusions?
(Note: The stud you see in the mirror? Illusion. But you don't know that, do you?)
Scoring results like that and still void of the determination to do a little better, to repay Daddy's kindness if you will, how the hell do you justify that?

Clever? Or at least a little more mature in thought than any one of us?
I think not.

Damn, I knew you were lousy at judging people, but not that lousy.

And "cool"'s defined as burning your skin to the colour of charcoal on purpose, opting for a certain combination so that you can get wasted, or going to a JC just so you can dye your hair?

Plus acting as if you can't be bothered with the world, and like grinning widely would cause the jewels in your mouth to fall out?

Oh oh oh and, pet peeve alert: reading's for the losers, is that it?

Piercing several parts of your body and purchasing items just because others are, even though you don't have the assets, that's cool?

So, uh, being stupid's cool?

Which batch of featherbrains started the revolution?

It's a massacre of braincells, trying to process this information.
Because I thought cool was just being yourself.

Some of you shun the GEPers like the plague saying they're just plain quirky or "gay", but newsflash, I don't think they really give a shit.

That's cool.

By the way, the second issue isn't directed at any individual in particular. The horror! If someone with such extreme desperation exists. A certain cohort (sweeping statement!) this year is pretty damn guilty of some of the above, though.

Hopefully this entry provokes more thought than wannabes.

So let's just disregard the opinions of fucktards alright, chris and linny?

2005-09-26T03:33:00.000-07:00

I thought blogs were stupid.
I still think blogs are stupid.
The only thing that's changed is now I'm an owner of a stupid blog.

2005-09-25T19:07:00.000-07:00

"i don't like people who like want to tell me something then after that don't want to say."
--Lala
Heh. Fan-bloody-tastic. Up yours, Jeremy!

2005-09-21T00:32:00.000-07:00

Flunking exams so totally doesn't mean you're stupid.
I flunked math after all and I sure ain't stupid -SMUG GRIN-
And stop looking at me like that, Jason, or I promise I'll slap you.
So what if you can't do well academically. Smarts aren't measured by how many zeroes (or lack of) you score on papers.
Some great businessmen didn't even get pass their O's.
Okay, so now it's fairly impossible. You must be an ITE grad, at least.
Frankly I wouldn't mind going to ITE in the future. I think universities are pretty useless, but I've got considerable interest in taking psychology. That'd mean I'd have to go to a university.
But who really cares anyway?

Pssh. I've finally sent in my subscriptions to Seventeen. It took me two years to realise I needed to stop wasting time on scanning the magazine racks of petrol kiosks every mid-of-month.